Best Perm Poems

There once was a man from somewhere
Who had trouble with his nose hair
So he gave them a perm
With a wiggle and squirm
And won second prize at the fair...

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He came 'floatin' down the river on a truck tire tube 
With a rag round his head that was dipped in Lube 
Hung sunglasses on. . .  held back by his ears 
Then he picked up a pen releasing the tears! 

Of all the...

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