Best Perm Poems

There once was a man from somewhere
Who had trouble with his nose hair
So he gave them a perm
With a wiggle and squirm
And won second prize at the fair...

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He came 'floatin' down the river on a truck tire tube 
With a rag round his head that was dipped in Lube 
Hung sunglasses on. . .  held back by his ears 
Then he picked up a pen releasing the tears! 

Of all the...

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Shelly has a new perm from an old kit high on a shelf
It is a curly perm that somehow managed to feed itself
Every day there are more curls and it is poofy and round
It travels outward and upward, does not head for the ground.

What kind...

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