Best Parodyday Poems
ROCKIN' TWITTER :The original twitter song (Parady of ROCKIN' ROBIN) BY
@ANTHONYSOULS FOLLOWME
He rocks in the TREEHOUSE all a day long
Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-TWITTERING' the song
All the little FOLLOWERS on T-COM WEB.
Love to hear the TWITTERS goin' tweet tweet tweet
[Chorus]
Rockin' TWITTER (tweet tweet tweet)
Rockin' TWITTER (tweet tweet tweet)
Oh rockin' TWITTER well you really gonna TWEET tonight
Every little TROLL, every FOLLOWEE
Every little SPAMMER in the tall oak tree
The wise old GURU, the big black GIRL
TAPPING them FINGERS sayin' go TWITTER go
[Chorus]
A wordy little BLOGGER at the HOMIES first POST
Taught him how to do the TEXT and it was grand
He started TAPPIN' steady and bless my soul
He out popped the HASH and the FOLLOW
He rocks in the TREEHOUSE all a day long
Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-TWITTERING' the song
All the little FOLLOWERS on T-COM WEB.
Love to hear the TWITTERS goin' tweet tweet tweet
[Chorus]
ORIGINAL LYRICS BY BOBBY DAY (ROCKIN' ROBIN)
Remember, Remember the day that I died,
when everyone cheered and nobody cried.
I’d led a short life that was riddled in sin
and I knew in my gut that I never would win.
But that final day when the rope hung me high,
at the point where the hangman insisted I die.
It was then that I knew that I really had won
and never would pay for the deeds that I’d done.
For at last I felt free in my ethereal form
and was glad to be rid of the body I’d worn.
In a body I knew that I just may get caught,
but no one can see what is done by pure thought.
So if you are thinking; ‘I may just kill my wife’
or maybe of ending another sods life.
Be sure I am guiding your hand with the gun,
Yes, having no body is really quite fun.
For how can you punish me now that I’m dead
for the evil and mischief I put in your head.
I’ve swung from a rope for the life that I had.
Now with no boundaries, I can be really bad.
Oh but it's great, at last to be free.
Rape, pillage and plunder are open to me.
With nothing to fear from the men of the law,
though I lost living’s battle, I’ve now won the war.
Remember, Remember the day that I died
when everyone cheered and nobody cried.
Their cheers of elation as they saw me die
will soon be forgotten as I make them cry.
Ivor G Davies
One thousand & one souls!
Treading along my endless road,
Are you going to my stream
To drag out all my fishes?
When they saw me, they laughed;
Then, I’ld kill a thousand of them;
One thousand to die for laughter:
Laughing at my thing all day long!
One thousand & one birds!
Flying along my endless road,
Heading for my forest then:
To perch on all my trees?
When they saw me they sang;
Then, I’ld feed a thousand of them;
One thousand to grow for song:
Singing solely for me all day long!
One thousand & one fishes!
Swimming inside my endless stream,
Heading for my sea then:
To swim in all my waters?
When they saw me they danced;
Then, I’ld feed a thousand of them;
One thousand to grow & dance:
Dancing solely for me all day long!
Some think that I am mad;
Yet only mad people laugh at others:
One thousand & one souls!
When they saw me they laughed.
Better are my thousand singers;
Better are my thousand dancers;
Than all the laughter at my thing:
Songs & dances are better than thinking!
O, I’ve not been to the sea:
For long long time I miss my sea!
Ha! I’ve not been to the bush:
For long long time I miss my bush!
Tell mother, I’m gone to sing;
Tell father, I’m gone to sing;
On the plains of my road, so empty,
In all the world, I’ld sing & dance!
furnature being
a thing i'm lacking
i keep my eyes open
for what ever i might need
and one day
my eyes did find
a chair with four legs
a very nice find
i loaded it on the
back of the car
truth be told it
was'nt very far
i got the chair home
and took it into the kitchen
the table was fine
except a chair was missin
i sat the chair down
and sat in it at once
it made a little creak
but that was no fuss
day after day
i sat in the chair
then one day
i thought i heard
the chair speak
a day or two passed
and i thought i heard it again
i tried to pay attention
and listen again and again
i got up and sat down
i got up and sat down
several times
and as i was
listening to the creak
i heard the chair creaking
the creak "you stink"
(An entry for the "Chair " contest)