Best Mono Rhyme Poems

Got tired of watching MTV
It’s now World News from BBC

I’m watching with an OAP
Who thinks I’m with the KGB

I think that she has OCD
Is that a case for A&E

Then I discovered... OMG
Her cell phone is PAYG

Can someone pass the TNT
Or get me to an SUV

I...

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One day in a cell I threw a fit
Went to the wall and started to hit
Wasn't long until my knuckles split
I figured that maybe I should quit
That was as stupid as stupid can get
I was just so mad that I could spit
I reckoned maybe I...

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I once got twisted up in my own fate
A pound of crystal I did create
The police used their cash as bait
I jumped on it just couldn't wait
I went to jail until my court date
The Judge rounded the years to eight
Then he said this is no...

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Take me to the crystal rivers that flow
with calm pristine diamond torrents that glow.
Take me to where all seasonless yields grow
from the effortless hands of men who sow.
Take me to lands of neither high nor low,
where equality reigns with none below.
I see meadows lush that...

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In our father's house, you were doing fine,
but you did not want to toe the line.
Father, you said, 'give me what is mine.'
Leaving home sent a jolt of joy up your spine.

No more scenes of servants grazing kine,
or picking grapes off the vine.
Feasting on choice...

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