Best Imaginationcar Poems
There was a man who had a horse
Means of friendship and transportation of course
Everywhere the man did go horse was there for show
This horse began old to grow
To the used car lot the man did go
Selecting a car with many horses you know
Not knowing it was a lemon he bought
Now on the car he constantly sought
Parts to replace what would not go and
On one side the man would stand
Peering into the broken car with plan
On a stump on the other side
The horse would stand trying to guide
His friend on where the problem did lie
Also he was studying the working parts
Trying to figure out how all those horses fit inside
The naked dancer was irked
Because the dark scar would sneak
From under her tutu but she shirked
Not her dance rountine, Kirk
The car she drove was a cranked risk
And a horror when the snake on rack did hide
The car will ask kinder for snake to sneak aside
So the dancer can go to work..
Written by: Sara Kendrick
A nonsensical work
Title of contest: Anagramatically Speaking
Sponsor: Oink! A Limp Okra
This was inspired by the contest
but not an entry....
Scar naked irk
Car ask kinder
Rack snake rid
Dancer ask irk
Dancer as Kirk
Skincare Dark
A Cranked Risk
in the morning hours you wake up nice n fresh
unaware what the day holds for you
you brush your teeth and comb your hair
not knowing that theres a war goning on out there
you feed your dog and make your lunch
underneath your car someone randomly placed a homemade bomb
you walk to the front door to go to your car and the phone rings
its your co-worker outside waiting to surprise you with a ride
so your day goes on as it usually would
while on your street the violence continues
shooting and looting and blood everywhere
someone pulls the trigger and hits your car
blowing it up into the stars
you cheated death one time too many its fair to say your damn lucky
this was a random act of violence
no one was hurt while writing this
lol