Best Hogwash Poems
Twas a fine October morning,
one September, last July!
The moon lay thick upon the ground,
the mud shone in the sky!
The flowers sang so sweetly,
the birds were in full bloom!
As I hurried down the cellar steps,
to sweep the upstairs room!
The time was Tuesday morning,
on Wednesday, just at night!
I saw ten-thousand miles away,
a house, just out of sight!
Its doors projected backwards.
The front was at the back!
It stood alone, between two more,
and it was whitewashed black!
Amen
I didn't write this, author unknown!
Horn Haiku Hogwash
About President Trump
trump white supremist
he seems to always persist
should cease and desist
trump made mockery
of our whole society
and democracy
of trump am ashamed
we are the one who he blamed
like horse must be tamed
trump has so much shame
we are ones who he does blame
shall suffer more of same
trump mouth open wide
while he often lied and lied
wish he would have died
trump us does impede
we will have always agreed
common sense will need
trump is a traitor
like a long alligator
all of us hater
trump always foolish
at same time also selfish
God remove anguish
we looked at trump file
full of lies and denial
which had been his style
trump has been big boss
short tempered often cross
much slime in his sauce
needs a revival
trump supports own survival (SOS)
horrible rival
has been hard to follow
trump with head that is hollow
he seems so shallow
Jim Horn
Hogwash
That man
Didn't have a single
Enemy
In this entire world
Apart from
Maybe perhaps
Himself
Bazball pimps now shrimps on the barbie
So low did stoop scoop of Nincompoop soup
Trumpet the thump it Bazball strumpet crumpet
Bravado of trio with brio plus lardo & avocado
Braggadocio Pinocchio mumbo jumbo gumbo
Bizarre under par no cigar mis-steak tartare
Phony baloney mony mony minestrone
Fish & swish delish dish of death wish Gibberish
Wacky ego from hero to zero tacky shi*show taco
Don’t give a f*ck not once but twice spliced duck
Flame grilled chances spilled one trick pony
Gobbledygook spooked overcooked zabaglione
Slurry in a hurry won’t worry say sorry curry
Baggie green vented spleen terrine
Why would you even risk it brisket
Takes the proverbial herbal verbal biscuit
Ashes hope killer dope quesadilla
Oz supernova it’s already over Dover sole
Lamb to the ripsnorter slaughter
Drole rigmarole goad toad in the hole
Baz puns like Mao’s guns in bao buns
Gory no glory story does bore me Tandoori
Bazball goals down golf holes silly sausage rolls
Canned slices of fanned tanned Barmy army
Starc tsunami lark umami like spiced pastrami
Bavette baguette of bet will forget any regret
Baz & Ben flower pot men smarmy salami
Stumble derails still no humble pie tales
Scallops with dollops of lolloping Codswallop
Bazball boast spit roast with burnt toast trollop
Snipe this tripe is as ripe as our Gripe
Gabbatoir bete noir Pom bomb Dauphinoise
Done like a kipper without Warne’s flipper
Stellar Aussie fella mortadella from the cellar
Hoodwink stink of our skipper.. all cheesy hype
Shocker if this is our Test best.. zest of fu*k fest
In the locker of Davy call in the navy cos Bazball ain’t gravy
hogwash
that’s baloney
I don’t believe you
hogwash
kitchen slop for pigs
trash
hogwash
cheap liquor
inferior writing
one word
variety of meanings