Best Hines Poems

Duncan Hines

Long before homemade peach clobber
Just after apple pie and before fruit bowl in melon rind
Restaurateur  Duncan Hines 
Birth in 1880
His dad a confederate soldier
Mother died when he was 4
In his late teens attendance Bowling Green College
Later became a traveling salesman
For a Chicago salesman
Just...

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I'm talking about a lady who was fine.
The person who I'm speaking of was Connie Hines.
It's a damn shame that she's dead.
She helped the success of Mister ED.
She was beautiful and sexy and that's a fact.
She had a great figure and she sure could act.
She...

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