Best Funnyeve Poems
Say Lady , it's hard to believe
With this serpent tugging my sleeve
Saying " head for the chapel
Here's a nice juicy apple
Ring her bell , it's now New Years Eve " .
So , Sweet Rib , what is your name ?
" I'm your Eve , with no in-laws to blame .
So , well done my boy
Lets go forth .... multiply.
But , that fig leaf's too small for your shame ".
It's a biblical thing , not a fable
As our sons sat around our new table
Each others bad nemesis
Listening to Genesis
Discovering Cain wasn't " able " .
Our Garden Of Eden was class
As it shimmered with silver and brass .
But the Lord said " lets go .
Here's a rake and a hoe .
Clear the weeds , and that snake from the grass ".
Dedicated to my 2 favorite Eves : Christmas & New Years ..
"How do I know who I can trust?"
Said Eve to the garden snake
"You can trust me", the serpent replied
As his forked tongue began to shake
"I'll be your friend and you'll be mine,
And Adam doesn't even have to know"
"Just take one bite, it'll be alright,
And you can tell him I told you so"
Well a worm came out of that apple
Before Eve ever got it to her lips
He said, "What are you doing?, run away,
Don't listen to the snake's evil tips"
Eve was confused by the snake and the worm
And didn't know what to do
So she said, "Eeanie, meni, minie, moe,
I think I'm gonna pick you"
Now we all know who she chose that day
Not the worm, but the serpent instead
She had some protein with her forbidden fruit
When she bit off that poor worms head