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Best Eat Up Poems


Eat Up
Honey, I baked a casserole for you
(My secret ingredient: a turd or two!)



Received 4th place in "any funny poem" contest...

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Categories: eat up, funny, husband, life,
Form: Couplet
Three Creatures That Eat Up Flesh of Girls
thin
slim
trim...

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Categories: eat up, beauty, girl, satire,
Form: Triolet
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Come in and sit a spell the waitress said.
The diner’s lights were blinking red.
I’ll bring you the special. No charge today.
She went to the back, way far away.

We heard her yell “Two side bars for my new friends.”
She brought back a board that had weight;...

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Categories: eat up, women,
Form: Narrative

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Plants Who Sing Chants and Eat Up Ants
have to hear my plants
who do sing in form of chants
while eating up ants...

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Categories: eat up, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku

Book: Reflection on the Important Things