Best Charge Nurse Poems
Mary spent her final days
Inside a nursing home
Tended to by well trained staff
But still so all alone
They gave her everything of need
Bathed and fed and groomed
Exercise and social time
A clean and friendly room
But everybody knew that she
Was lacking something more
A special friend or family face
To show up at the door
Mary never cried a tear
A smile graced her face
Those that worked around her knew
This shouldn't be her place
She should have someone at home
To give that special care
To hold her when the pain of age
Became too much to bear
They loved her and they cared for her
As much as strangers can
Doing everything they could
To lend a helping hand
But Mary soon began to fall
Her life was in decline
Her smile slowly faded
And her eyes refused to shine
She passed away one evening
In the comfort of her bed
As nurses stood around her
And they stroked her silver head
They went to call the family
But no number could they find
No-one there to take the call
For someone left behind
Sadness fell about the place
A CNA was called
To go in and remove the things
Around her bed and walls
But there was nothing there to find
Among her issued things
Just two little boxes
Tied with ribbons and some strings
She brought them out and set them down
And all had gathered round
Should they look inside to see
What memories would be found
The charge nurse said, "There's no response
To any call we've made.
No-one cares if she is gone
Or where her body's laid."
Silence gripped the staff on hand
They tried to hide their tears
They looked upon her sum of life
Two tiny boxes here
Someone said, "Let's look inside
To see what she's amassed
We should know what she has had
If anybody asks."
They looked around in silent nod
Agreement had been made
They chose the smallest of the two
And contents were displayed
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My first day on the floor as a LVN
I mistakenly agreed to PRN
When I arrived, was sent straight to PICU
Finished out day one up in the NICU
Day two I had an uncaring RNC
She didn’t want to give patient’s TLC
I was asked to go upstairs ASAP
The elevator was out so I arrived SOB
Immediately I was sent to see a PT
and told not to return without his BP
He told me to call the DME
or check over in L&D
“Oh, how did I confuse patient (pt)?
With physical therapist (PT)
The charge nurse asked, “Are you a brand new LVN?”
“Where did you work before? IBM?”
My next patient was none other than the POTUS
accompanied by his beautiful FLOTUS
He’d heard the story of the BP
and laughed so hard he almost was OOB
Don’t worry he joked we are all in GC
Blood Pressure and Bed Pan share the acronym BP
03/14/2021
Written for Acronyms In Couplets Poetry Contest
Sponsored by L. Milton Hankins