Best Big Head Poems

I will never compete with you
Why would I that’s the clue

I am neither in competition
With anyone else to try to beat them

I just say it like it is
If you don’t like it then don’t read it

Just give me some respect
And never give me your advice
Just...

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I have a ridiculously large head,
I think I’d opt for a smaller one instead.
Oh, sure, you say that it suits me fine,
That’s because yours isn’t near as big as mine.

I bet that it weights at least thirty pounds,
It looks even bigger than it sounds.
When I...

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Tribute poems are flying back and forth
Had more than my share, my voice is hoarse
From thanking you all
I'm having a ball
Head's so big now, can't fit through the door


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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She was four and I was six.
We held hands and ate pixie stix.
The big head little girl whom followed me around the corner. 
Soon we became friends.

 

We held hands with skin like bricks.
I cleansed her hands inside mine.
The words we didn't know how to pronounce until...

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God made human body,

Big head,

Men made small head!...

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Tribute poems are flying back and forth
Had more than my share, my voice is hoarse
From thanking you all
I'm having a ball
Head's so big now, can't fit through the door...

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Tribute poems are flying back and forth
Had more than my share, my voice is hoarse
From thanking you all
I'm having a ball
Head's so big now, can't fit through the door...

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Have you found Big Head Beach yet? They said.
I heard it sixty times before I was fed.
Is it on this island or the next one? I asked.
They argued and pondered, and one of them gasped.

They could not agree where it was exactly.
But none of them...

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Fabulous handsome troll boy with bright pink skin
You are such a visual delight, said his kith and kin.
And with that high blonde hair, you are a wow! They said.
All of these troll-icious compliments went to his head.

I am the best, better than all others, he...

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