Nell and Berti
..."Darling, where have you been, Iv'e missed you so!"
"Oh darling, I'm tewibbly sowwy, I forgot to tell you
Where I went! I hijacked a lowwy; just told him to go
Which he did. Awft to the bushes and...
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Categories:
berti, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Diet Coke Break
...Create your own diet coke break is what the adverts say,
So I decided to give it a go earlier on today
I was in the local shop buying my favourite tin,
When the man of my dreams just floated in
So I ...
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Categories:
berti, funny,
Form: Rhyme