Beastie Poems - Poems about Beastie

O yon Loch Ness Monster is come out of the lake through all the wide border his tail left a wake and save his fire-breathing he weapons had none he swam all unharmed and fair maidens he won so faithful in love yet so very messy there never was wee beastie like the young dragon Nessie (With apologies to Sir Walter Scott) ...

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I hate it when a flea takes a liking to me and keeps darting in front of my eyes. I try swatting it away, but she thinks it's play, and so keeps it up - till she dies....

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Cont'd from Yeastie-Beastie: Part 1 "If you have more yeast," she uttered, "you'll be quite a sight. With a bigger mouth you'll surely take a bigger bite." So the greedy Yeastie-Beastie ate up all the yeast. "Burp!" he said. "I'm getting bigger. What a smashing feast!" As his head went through the ceiling, she said: "I'm in...

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In the town of Munchin-Broten, every single Fall people held a baking contest for the big and small. So, one time Elaine McMiller thought she'd win a prize: flour, yeast plus salt and water. Now the dough will rise. Just before the dough was ready for the baking pan, bold Elaine thought that she would make it look just like a man! But...

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Whether virtual or actual paths cross, aye great thee ahoy no fear Mademoiselle or Monsieur, thy harried style haint cloy rather, when embarking on introductory acquaintance ship, aye employ swiftly tailored indistinguishable, asper this wordsmith mebbe goy or Jew,...

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