Nessie
O yon Loch Ness Monster
is come out of the lake
through all the wide border
his tail left a wake
and save his fire-breathing
he weapons had none
he swam all unharmed
and fair maidens he won
so faithful in love
yet so very messy
there never was wee beastie
like the young dragon Nessie
(With apologies to Sir Walter Scott)
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Categories:
beastie, animal, humorous, poetry, water,
Form: Rhyme
Me and that effing flea
I hate it when a flea
takes a liking to me
and keeps darting in front of my eyes.
I try swatting it away,
but she thinks it's play,
and so keeps it up - till she dies.
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Categories:
beastie, 12th grade, animal, dark,
Form: Tercet
Yeastie-Beastie: Part 2
Cont'd from Yeastie-Beastie: Part 1
"If you have more yeast," she uttered,
"you'll be quite a sight.
With a bigger mouth you'll surely
take a bigger bite."
So the greedy Yeastie-Beastie
ate up all the yeast.
"Burp!" he said. "I'm getting bigger.
What a smashing feast!"
As his head went through the ceiling,
she said: "I'm in
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Categories:
beastie, adventure, child, imagination,
Form: Rhyme
Yeastie-Beastie: Part 1
In the town of Munchin-Broten,
every single Fall
people held a baking contest
for the big and small.
So, one time Elaine McMiller
thought she'd win a prize:
flour, yeast plus salt and water.
Now the dough will rise.
Just before the dough was ready
for the baking pan,
bold Elaine thought that she would make it
look just like a man!
But
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Categories:
beastie, adventure, child, child abuse,
Form: Rhyme
Self Esteem Buoys This Rome'N Lix Spittle Beastie Boy
Whether virtual or actual paths cross,
aye great thee ahoy
no fear Mademoiselle or Monsieur,
thy harried style haint cloy
rather, when embarking
on introductory acquaintance
ship, aye employ
swiftly tailored indistinguishable,
asper this wordsmith mebbe goy
or Jew,
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Categories:
beastie, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse