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Bald As A Coot Poems

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Animal limerick


I once had a boyfriend called Matt
Whose cheeks were incredibly fat!
He had warts on his nose
And gargantuan toes;
Well they say love’s as blind as a bat!

As for Jimmy, I gave him the boot
Though to wed me he was resolute.
But they...Read More
Categories: bald as a coot, animal,
Form: Limerick