Alimentary Poems - Poems about Alimentary

...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited Upteenth instance where yours truly experienced assault upon hindquarters. A worse hellish fate than perdition and the closest in......

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...Defecation accidentally clogged... for the umpteenth time during spate to sit scrawny buttucks on porcelain throne id est videre licet toilet bowl... with toxic water brew threatening to o......

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...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically......

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...Prune juice as effective emetic Brainstorming yields casting the following plumbline netting genetic, italic, kinetic, magnetic, opportunistic, quixotic, synchronistic, and universalistic r......

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...You got me infactuated in mystery, And left me so alimentary. Now you dominate my DIARY.......

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...Twice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable which poetic product best be affixed with hashtag STINKY label. As a young whippersnapper and one precocious lad to boot, I discovere......

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...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux, a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks As of early morning today - September 8th, 2022, I could not but barely move m......

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...Ace colonoscopy doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry Borowsky Though necessary to down: four Dulcolax laxative tablets, quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax over span of eight hours, ......

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...Hurriedly enroute to her royal majesty porcelain goddess throne whereupon earlier today March 28th, 2022, after incomplete defecation sitting pretty on pissoir, I jiggled and wiggled posterior ......

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...Triggered to skyhigh elevated state when I received communiqué courtesy management warden christened and otherwise known as Jackie Geiger dated March 9, 2022. She averred fruit fly infestatio......

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...STOOL MATTERS-- O' crap, whatz wuzz that~!! Oh, I stepped in and animal excrement, specially that of common domestic farm animals left in pasture used as fertilizer Solid matter dis......

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...which prime mate affectionately called buttock blaster alimentary explosion ofttimes causes global disaster upon such gaseous debacle run for your life ever faster! Yours truly (humorously dry h......

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...100% Natural psyllium husk delivered solid ecstasy As of late - I could not but barely move mine whole body felt analogous to sluggish mollusk frequent constipation found yours truly doubled o......

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...Ability to defecate wildly swings (both ways)... between incontinence and constipation Irritable bowel syndrome i.e. the former excretory bout I address the above (polite way to phrase diarrhea......

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...A double sonnet in which the great detective and his faithful sidekick, Dr. Watson, alternately deduce the cause of Sherlock’s latest malady… Part the first Sherlock could not ded......

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