Zoo

Took the kids to the Petting Zoo. All the tame animals came through. While I was standing watching the monkeys And chimpanzees there in the few trees I felt something tugging at me; I turned around to see A goat eat-ding my tee-shirt. I shrieked, walk backwards, fell to the dirt. Standing intently beside me, the giraffe Stretch out its long tongue with a laugh. Out of my skin cut and scraped, I shout, Crawl on my hands, as I was tensely strung -out, Stole my bag of buttered popcorn. Crawling backwards dirt-borne, Screaming, flapping my arms in the air. Everyone stood to stare, Laughing everywhere. 11/28/2020
Make Me Laugh With Some Humor - Any Form - New Poems Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin

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Date: 12/21/2020 12:37:00 PM
thanks for the giggles my friend, many congrats on your win Eve:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 12/21/2020 7:47:00 AM
Congratulations on the win. What a story/write. Bet it was not funny then but is now funny to you. If only you had pictures. Enjoy your win with blessings...................
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Date: 12/21/2020 6:49:00 AM
Congratulations on the win with this delightful, humorous poem. How I would have loved to have observed the entertainment in the zoo that day. Well done... Belle
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Date: 12/21/2020 6:40:00 AM
Eve, CONGRATS on your well-deserved win. Janice
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Date: 12/21/2020 12:56:00 AM
Happy Monday Eve, Well done on your deserved win in this contest. Superb wit. Thanks for your soupmail drop in regarding my selection. Best Wishes Howard
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Date: 12/20/2020 12:34:00 AM
Oh dear...sometimes when it rains it really pours! That is quite an entertaining poem, Eve:) Congratulations on your fine win. Wishing you a Merry & Blessed Christmas. Hugs // paul
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Date: 12/19/2020 6:24:00 PM
wow, that was sure a funny scene you painted. Hopefully all imagined!! Congrats, Eve.
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Date: 12/21/2020 11:26:00 AM
All imagined. Remembering other situations when children are confronted with this issue and are scared. Thank you for the congrats. Hugs
Date: 12/19/2020 3:02:00 PM
Hi Even, This is hilarious! Congratulations on your win:-) Alexis
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Date: 12/19/2020 3:48:00 AM
Eve, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute and funny poem!
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Date: 12/4/2020 3:04:00 PM
Such a humour-dripping poem, Eve!! I feel this piece has the shape of a mouth with smile on it!!
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Date: 11/30/2020 12:16:00 PM
Hapy hour at the zoo. Funny poem. ~~
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Date: 11/28/2020 11:51:00 PM
Eve, you made me laugh with the antics of those petting zoo animals! I remember my kids having some tense moments in the petting zoo back in the day! Wishing you all the best in the contest ~ John
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