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I Hope You're Drooling. This Year I Am Your Chocolate Covered Turkey. What could be more giving than my Chocolate Covered *****? What could be more giving than licking it clean. No biting please! This is the first time I can say "if you don't like my piece eat me" (certain exemptions apply)

Your Thanksgiving Turkey - Dear

A Gourmet Dark Chocolate
A wanting palate
Just a taste the rest you'll need
Melted yes indeed
Apply to privates
Great for diets
Feed!




25~10~2014
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Contest Name: MAKE ME DROOL with EPULAERYU 
I Hope You're Drooling This Year I Am Your
Chocolate Covered Turkey

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Brenda Meier-Hans

November 16, 2014 at 2:38 PM

Dropping back with my congratulations Maurice.

Carrie Richards

November 15, 2014 at 10:10 AM

This should have been a top spot in the contest. So clever !

Kayod5 Kayode

November 15, 2014 at 7:19 AM

This is one of the best in this contest and I wish to congratulate you on the win Maurice...huggs

Paul Callus

November 15, 2014 at 6:16 AM

Very witty Maurice!:) dark chocolate is indeed tempting, but I'll pass for once!!:))) Congrats on a merited win! // paul

Jan Allison

November 15, 2014 at 3:31 AM

Still makes me howl with laughter when I read this Maurice - many congrats on your win i knew Andrea would like this one:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

November 14, 2014 at 11:21 PM

I guessed this was yours, silly guy!! It is VERY very clever, but it is a DIET Poem. NO DIETS for thanksgiving, please!!! Congats. you are an original!!

M. L. Kiser

October 28, 2014 at 2:52 PM

Ummmm...chocolate...it always makes me drool.

Dan Helppi

October 26, 2014 at 8:40 PM

Maurice, I am glad to have arrived late to this, I got to read all the funny comments, Thank you and to Tim S. as well.

Charmaine Chircop

October 26, 2014 at 5:41 PM

: ) Body artistry with dark.chocolate?Interesting..How about some.cherries and frosted sugar on top? :.).Entertaining poem Maurice : )

Brenda Meier-Hans

October 26, 2014 at 3:47 PM

I think Tim's mom will be coming after you next Maurice. I have to admit it made me smile. You know that kind of bad girl smile.

Kim Van Breda

October 26, 2014 at 10:19 AM

Wonderful words Maurice. I am not a chocolate lover myself, but using it as my body paint could be fun for another chocolate lover I guess ;) Thank you so much for your feedback on my numerous "Rictameters"... I seem to have got stuck in that format ! What are the rules for a EPULAERYU??? I am looking for a fun , new format to play with Xx-Xx

Maurice Yvonne

October 26, 2014 at 1:50 PM

You are looking for a new Format to play with...small world...my real first name is Format.

Liam Mcdaid

October 26, 2014 at 9:35 AM

smiling excellent maurice

Maurice Yvonne

October 26, 2014 at 1:48 PM

My account was hacked. I don't write private part poems.

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

October 26, 2014 at 6:41 AM

Pure wit Maurice! Great write! Best wishes my friend !

Maurice Yvonne

October 26, 2014 at 1:46 PM

Thank you Dr. Sharma I am so embarased I was hoping you would miss this one.

Tim Smith

October 26, 2014 at 6:00 AM

I think its hilarious....hehe...but where is the cranberry sauce? :)

Maurice Yvonne

October 26, 2014 at 1:42 PM

Not since the war Jan, now it's just one veg.

Jan Allison

October 26, 2014 at 11:21 AM

I think Andrea was thinking more of a poem about meat and two veg Tim ... then again that is exactly what Maurice's poem is about:-) lol Hugs Jan x

Carolyn Devonshire

October 26, 2014 at 5:50 AM

You definitely have me drooling, Maurice. I love dark chocolate, but have never considered applying it to "private parts." :D Such a witty entry! Best wishes in the contest, my friend. Love, Carolyn

Maurice Yvonne

October 26, 2014 at 1:45 PM

and I am milk chocolate so if you love chocolate you should drop in for Thanksgiving.

Jan Allison

October 26, 2014 at 5:27 AM

Ha ha Ha simply hilarious Maurice. Good luck in the contest:-) Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

October 26, 2014 at 3:54 PM

No not that post...never mind.

Maurice Yvonne

October 26, 2014 at 3:53 PM

I mean my post delete my post.

Maurice Yvonne

October 26, 2014 at 3:51 PM

Well that is different in that case I am deleting mine.

Tim Smith

October 26, 2014 at 2:18 PM

I won't

Maurice Yvonne

October 26, 2014 at 1:40 PM

I can but it looks like you can't.

Tim Smith

October 26, 2014 at 11:25 AM

Hey can you say p***s ?

Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty

October 26, 2014 at 4:54 AM

everybody is drooling because of a stimulus-good food before him or her. I know you are a connoisseur Maurice . I do drool but no such gourmet food around. It's 'conditioned reflex', may be. Enjoyed your poem esp:Great for diets Feed! LOVE...rajat

Maurice Yvonne

October 26, 2014 at 11:17 AM

Thank you kind sir!

I Hope You're Drooling. This Year I Am Your Chocolate Covered Turkey. What could be more giving than my Chocolate Covered *****? What could be more giving than licking it clean. No biting please! This is the first time I can say "if you don't like my piece eat me" (certain exemptions apply)

Your Thanksgiving Turkey - Dear

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