Your Call Is Very Important To Us

Your Call Is Very Important to Us By Elton Camp To representatives, how amusing that message must be The importance of his call the customer will come to see All our representatives are so busy right now So that time to talk to you they just can’t allow So irritating music we will force you to hear In the hope that maybe you will just disappear Your time is of no value at all to us And we don’t care how much you fuss Hold that receiver until you hand goes numb Maybe finally onto the line we might come Should we actually speak on the line Hold is up next if you don’t act fine If we think you are some ornery cur Your call we can always just transfer So you now demand to talk to my supervisor I change my voice—you’ll be none the wiser “Your call is very important to us” is just a joke The words cause the reps with laugher to choke