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Joe and Mika are the fawning feckless liberal hosts of Morning Joe on MS NOW. Rachael Maddow (better known as Mad Cow) is also a host at the fake news network. Pushed every hoax and lie you can imagine but are perpetually outraged at abuses and threats to the freedom of the press.

Your 60 Minutes is Up!

Scott Pelley and 60 Minutes had a beef
and yep, got fired by his Editor-in-Chief.
   Rightly you must choose
   either real or fake news
and that’s why no more Scott is a relief!

He will get a gig at CNN or BS NOW
and be a martyr and holier-than-thou.
   And in clear bias express
   his freedom of the press
along with Joe ‘n Mika and Mad Cow!


          Written: June 2026
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Smith  Avatar
June 9, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Don't follow fake news. I do love your limerick though.
Carmack Avatar
June 4, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Mad Cow is quite a specimen.
Trestrail Avatar
June 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Yeah, Maddow hates “white privilege” and white men but has a privileged job earning millions of dollars given to her by the “patriarchy” and has morphed into a little whiny white 12yo boy.
Trestrail Avatar
June 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
This is the same 60 Minutes that pushed the Russia collusion hoax; who censored the Hunter laptop weeks out from a Presidential election; who covered up Biden’s feeble mental infirmities for four years; who edited an interview with Kamala during the campaign to make her word salad answers on the Gaza conflict look almost coherent; who praised Fauci and smeared his critics; who were outraged at Jan 6 but cheered on 8 months of rioting, looting, burning and killing after George Floyd. I could go on for hours about these left wing establishment propaganda “news journalists” but such is life. It’s been a good couple of weeks, first Colbert, now this clown. Cheers
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