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You'Ll Be Skelton Thin

Well tickle me bum and call me Lucy Got really great news, pay attention, it's juicy Seems to lose some weight All you need do is wait Eventually you'll be skeleton thin, quite spooky

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Debra L Brown

Date: 11/26/2021 6:41:00 PM

Thanks for the smile

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/27/2021 5:02:00 AM

Yup... everybody and I mean EVERYBODY will get there... it's a one way street! LOL Love, Happy Jack XOX

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 11/25/2021 11:49:00 AM

Hello Happy Jack, I do not think that diets helps. Otherwise when the diet is done , a person should not crave food. Love, Da\rlene xxx-oooo.

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 11/26/2021 2:24:00 PM

Hello Happy Jack, yes Happy Jack, that makes a lot of sense to me. Love, Darlene xxxx-oooo.

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/25/2021 1:17:00 PM

When the weight is reached... it's only half way there!!! The other half is making sure you don't gain it all back again!!! Love, Happy Jack XOX

Tom Cunningham

Date: 11/25/2021 8:06:00 AM

You on a crash diet ready for Christmas lol. Tom

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/25/2021 9:47:00 AM

Ha that's a laugh!!! Diets are a thing of the past! LOL

John Lawless

Date: 11/25/2021 6:08:00 AM

is this a veiled reference to Red Skelton the ever ribald comedian?

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/25/2021 6:17:00 AM

Actually no but now that you mention him, he was one of those guys from the Milton Berle, Jack Benny, era!!! Holy crap I'm old!!!