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You Take the High Road

You take the high road and I'll take the high road You can't get away from me that fast You can change your name, wear a silly disguise Even dress up like a hooker I would recognize those spindly legs anywhere Oh and those crossed eyes of yours That I thought at one time were so sweet and charming One green, one blue... hmmm And how about that big fat bum of yours How are you going to hide that That's gotta be the largest derriere on record You know why I'm keeping you in my sights don't you It's about that brand new pair of Jockey shorts I believe you still have of mine Remember? You once wore them on your head Wasn't that a night... ooowweeeeee! © Jack Ellison 2014

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Date: 6/12/2014 10:14:00 AM
Wow! You actually know a party person? Amazing! Dragon wants to know what you were wearing on your head... And I won't ask how he got your Jockey Shorts.... But I can imagine!... LOL
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Date: 6/11/2014 2:53:00 PM
Hi Jack! Today I am reading only witty writes; glad I stumbled on this one! That must have been one lively night:) // paul
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Jack Ellison
Date: 6/12/2014 7:30:00 AM
One lively night INDEED! LOL Cheers, Jack

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