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You Ain'T Touching My Guns

You Ain’t Touching My Guns

By Nug Revol

I’m sorry to hear about that massacre and all
Now to ban our assault weapons they’ll call

A few deaths of children is a small price to pay
To have guns that hundreds of bullets can spray

If I ever find that I have to defend my kin,
I must have a gun that’s sure to let me win

That guns don’t kill people simply isn’t true
As all will have to see when I am through

If the government dares to pass some ban
Let them come take it away if they can

No matter about the feds and their might
For I know my Second Amendment right

I’m not paranoid for it is very plain to see
Against folks like me, there’s a conspiracy

If to confiscate my assault weapon they try
From my cold, dead fingers they’ll have to pry

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Ilene Bauer December 19, 2012 at 2:24 PM unfortunately, there are so many people who actually spout this stuff. you've done a great job of exposing their stupidity...

David Williams December 19, 2012 at 1:56 AM so gun lover, the times are changing, beware the ides of march...David Elton Camp December 19, 2012 at 6:00 AM David, I also posted this on another site where it was taken, not as satire, but as representing my actual views. You wouldn't believe the favorable comments I got from "Gun Lovers." I took it down and reposted under my own name along with a definition of "satire." Fortunately, that isn't necessary at this site. Thanks for reading. Elton