Yoga Isn'T Just For Girls
I decided to go out and try a new hobby
I said "screw my friends who are snobby"
Though it was very likely I would fall
I thought “why not, it will be a ball”
The first day of yoga the girls all stared
I thought for a moment, I must have erred
But I did my best to bend into those poses
I watched everyone put their butts thru their noses
I was eyeing a honey on the mat next to me
She was the cutest thing I ever did see
She smiled at me and I quickly blushed
She had me all flustered and utterly flushed
She giggled and grinned-she wanted me!
I was sure to get lucky today-yippee!
My new hobby had me feeling fearless and smart
Then during downward dog…out blasted a fart!
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