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Yoga Classes

There once was a group of old men,
Who tried yoga to cherchez la femme.
They hoped to relax,
But just got stiff backs,
And decided it wasn’t for them.

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Andrea Dietrich

May 4, 2011 at 2:51 PM

hey, what is "cherchez" ? I think that is a vital word here! I love that last part. Maybe this is what would happen to me if I tried! Good luck in the contest.

Poet Destroyer A

April 30, 2011 at 9:03 PM

Jack, now this is funny.. even the image of them trying... made me chuckle... gosh i'm a female.. and hurt my back the first time i tried yoga...lol.. so imagine them..fools... oi! hope it was not from some ones real expierance... still super loved it....linda..

Gwendolen Song

April 30, 2011 at 9:08 AM

This is one cooool limerick, Jack! These ole men need to get some fishin poles! And a cooler, I suppose! Gwendolen

James Foulk

April 13, 2011 at 1:43 PM

line four i can relate to that, if i even tried Yoga i would pull everything out of wack. it may be good for some people, and it may really help them, but count me out. this was a very funny piece your wrote. thank you for commenting on my Fort Summer

Dr.Ram Mehta

April 12, 2011 at 5:39 PM

Humorous write on Yoga, Jack

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

April 12, 2011 at 4:59 PM

hahaha oh Jack how humorous are these lines my friend.. luv the cherchez la femme ..awesome luv.. good luck in the contest if so entered.. smiling still..

Carolyn Devonshire

April 12, 2011 at 4:14 PM

LOL Funny limerick, Jack! If it's for the contest, I wish you success. Actually yogo eliminates back stiffness. I did take yoga classes and we left the classes feeling "better" than when we came in. The second line made my laugh out loud. These men need to find another way to "cherchez les femmes." Love, Carolyn

Debbie Guzzi

April 12, 2011 at 1:09 PM

ahh how cool you didn't stay long enough! BIG HUGS LIght & Love

Kash Poet

April 12, 2011 at 12:46 PM

Nice humour here jack.I appreciate your approach--kashinath

Wilma Neels

April 12, 2011 at 12:06 PM

hehe, you took the witty approach with your entry Jack, I enjoyed this a lot. Good luck for Tahera's contest.. Ps: That "nose madness" is not for a contest, Nikko gives me body parts and then I write about them.. :) Just the two of us being mad I guess..

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