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MEANA THE WEEVIL ITCH
In deepest hyper space, in the land of Zog, lives a weevil itch who resides in a bog At birth she'd been Zogletised as Gina, but the Elders secretly call her Meana! Meana is renown for making vile smells, on reflection, perhaps I mean evil spells! Inhabitants of Zog are scared of Meana, her skin is purple whilst theirs looks greener She casts her smells on anyone who comes near, and all the green Zogalite children live in fear Don’t go near that weevil itch they are told, but one foolhardy Zogkid thought he'd be bold Sneaking supilently right up to her front door, he pushes the dong-bong, and out shot a claw. Meana snatches him into her murky lair, and ties him up with matted mouse tail hair! Meana opens the door of a bone strewn pen, tossing Ferdie inside with her three legged hen The Zogkid’s zogilaified when the hen clucks, but Meana’s paw claws the air, so Ferdie ducks! Ferdie tickles the mice tails till they lose their grip, and free from restraints he gives vile Meana the slip. Wriggling down a worm hole Ferdie drinks in Zogo air, and finds his dad Spoona zending beside Meana’s lair. Spoona’s gomblefied Ferdie ventured near the weevil itch, but he helps Ferdie build a Zogolite force field and ditch It surrounds Meana’s lair so she can't ever break free so finally there's a happy ending to this wow me story! NB *Spoona chosen for the name as the poem contains several spoonerisms NA in Wow me contest Sponsored by Nina Parmenter Submitted to NA Contest the day away Contest Sponsored by LuLoo 8/23/19

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Date: 9/7/2019 2:43:00 AM
very cute tale told lovely Jan, great rhythm and rhyme, you have such an imagination! Thank you for your participation and congratulations on your placement :) -luloo
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 9/7/2019 7:00:00 AM
thanks so much for my placement LuLoo:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/27/2019 1:13:00 AM
G'day Jan … few things better than to read a tale when the imagination runs wild - well done Jan - Lindsay
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/30/2019 3:48:00 PM
I'd seen a 'comedy wordsmith' the night before I wrote this poem and he used a lot of spoonerisms. I woke with the words weevil itch in my mind (it wasn't a phrase he'd used) and scribbled it down and then wove a silly story around those words:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/26/2019 9:34:00 PM
I love the story, Jan, a great imagination you have carried out. Hugs Eve
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Date: 8/30/2019 3:47:00 PM
thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/26/2019 12:42:00 PM
This one is a gem Jan. love phyl
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/26/2019 1:42:00 PM
Thanks Phyllis:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/25/2019 6:47:00 PM
Nice fairy tale poem here! Good luck in the contest! Peace & Love Matthew Anish
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/25/2019 6:54:00 PM
thanks Matthew amazing how a silly word or phrase can fire the imagination:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/25/2019 4:46:00 PM
Jan, you have transmogrified me with this earth-shattering write. I promise--cross my heart and hope to die--that I will NEVER EVER look at a weevil itch the same way again. EVER! ... This is GREAT, Jan!!! Good luck in the contest, my friend. Best wishes, Gershon
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/25/2019 6:46:00 PM
oh do take care Gershon as weevil itches can be all around us lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/25/2019 3:52:00 PM
I AM TACKEN ABACK BY THIS FANTASTIC FAIRY TALE (with your proverbial odors thrown in)...Ralph
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Date: 8/25/2019 6:44:00 PM
Thanks Ralph:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/25/2019 8:12:00 AM
- An incredible fantasy, Jan ... (... wait a minute, I just have to itch a little ...) - Really fun to read this masterpiece :) - Best wishes in the contest ... I also think it's a winner poem :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/25/2019 1:58:00 PM
Thanks for your positive comment Anne lise:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/25/2019 7:11:00 AM
Of course Meana will recognize herself right away, and this will place at the highest of the totem pole! And it deserves to!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/25/2019 7:12:00 AM
aww thanks Caren I hope Nina likes it:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/24/2019 9:59:00 PM
A huge WOW for this standout Jan! I am pretty sure she will absolutely love this one! Very impressive! Your talent always amazes me and makes me want to read more! : ) xxoo
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/25/2019 3:08:00 AM
It's a premiere contest so I'll be happy to be on the list, if it doesn't happen then I had fun writing anyway:-) I've already read one I predict will get the trophy will be interesting to see if I'm correct:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/24/2019 4:26:00 PM
WOWSERS! What a Masterpiece of a poem. A winner for sure! Hugs Chantelle xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/24/2019 6:53:00 PM
thanks so much Chantelle:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/24/2019 3:49:00 PM
LOL, a sure winner in the contest & POTD here - it deserves POTW
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/24/2019 6:53:00 PM
ha ha ha are you predicting gypsy Jack lol I have my thoughts will mail you lol:-) I wonder if we are correct lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/24/2019 8:05:00 AM
WOW Wow Wowzer!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/24/2019 2:34:00 PM
I will see if my muse will behave and I can write a dizzy poem:-) Hugs Jan xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/24/2019 11:27:00 AM
Aww thanks rick:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/24/2019 3:02:00 AM
Priceless fun poem, Jan. It should rate high. Best for a win. Hugs xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/24/2019 11:27:00 AM
I hope Nina likes it:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/23/2019 7:00:00 PM
jan - i can't see nina loving this one any less than i do! brilliant and so much fun to read. best of luck in the contest...
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/24/2019 11:26:00 AM
I've read the poem I predict will win so I am hoping for a place but it's a premiere contest with 50 entries and 10 spaces. Was great fun to write I woke up with weevil itch in my head, wrote it down and eventually came up with a silly story:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/23/2019 6:30:00 PM
Wow indeed, Jan! Perfect entry for the contest. The story kept me rapt to the end - good luck in the contest - BoB
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/24/2019 11:24:00 AM
I had such fun writing for the contest:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/23/2019 6:17:00 PM
Brilliant Jan, just brilliant! Best wishes...Ron
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/23/2019 6:21:00 PM
Thanks Ronald I hope Nina likes my sillyness:-) Hugs Jan xx