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Would You Still Love Me

Would you still love me if you found out I was really thirty-five not twenty-five
I'm not single but have other wives in other states
The father of two, no wait, three
And I'm not a chiropractor but work at the auto mart

Would you still love me if you found out there is an open warrant for my arrest 
Have pending judgments and three bankruptcies
A credit card balance of one hundred thousand
And bad guys from Vegas are looking for me

Would you still love me if you found out your diamond is a Zirconium 
Your car is my cousin Freddy's
We are squatting in this condo
And I don't have a bank balance

Would you still love me If you found out I said your mother was a witch
I fired shots your brother
I hate your cat
And have life insurance forms for you to sign

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12/12/18
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Gauthier Avatar
December 16, 2018 at 9:10 PM
Hummm... well, honestly... i'd still love your poetry, Timothy. LOL
Mcguire Avatar
December 16, 2018 at 11:05 PM
Thank you very VERY much!
Moorman Avatar
December 15, 2018 at 3:32 AM
Tim, I knew some guys like you described. As it turned out for them, their wife had some ideas of their own. These same men were buried with missing appendages, and the wives were all able to locate the actual stash of embezzled cash each man had acquired. May they rest in peace --- or piece!
Awtry Avatar
December 14, 2018 at 10:57 PM
Ummmm No, I would not ;) Enjoyed this!
Mcguire Avatar
December 14, 2018 at 11:26 PM
Thanks P.S. I am not like this poem, I was just trying to invent a rotten guy
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