Would You Still Love Me

Would you still love me if you found out I was really thirty-five not twenty-five I'm not single but have other wives in other states The father of two, no wait, three And I'm not a chiropractor but work at the auto mart Would you still love me if you found out there is an open warrant for my arrest Have pending judgments and three bankruptcies A credit card balance of one hundred thousand And bad guys from Vegas are looking for me Would you still love me if you found out your diamond is a Zirconium Your car is my cousin Freddy's We are squatting in this condo And I don't have a bank balance Would you still love me If you found out I said your mother was a witch I fired shots your brother I hate your cat And have life insurance forms for you to sign Would You Still Love Me Poetry Contest Sponsored by : Edward Ibeh 12/12/18