The Whiskey Taster’s Flavor Guide

Would You Like Some Toast

Would You Like Some Toast?
 I’m just a guy named Nacho Libra.
 I work at an orphanage.
 They gave me cooking duties.
 And dead guy duty.
 Would you like some chips on your salad?
 Where are the spices?
 Would you like some toast?
 With these eagle eggs, all have the best wrestling moves.
 Sometimes I wear stretchy pants.
 In the ring, are you ready to dance?
 I like paprika on my corn.
 Do you have feelings for a nun?
 If I win, I will buy a big bus.
 On my bike, I will leave you in the dust.
 Iv’e had diarrhea since Easters.
 It says in the bible not to wrestle your neighbor.
 This is the worst soup, it needs flavor.
 Everything you just said is my favorite thing.
 Nacho Libra likes to party.
 Choncho, I need to borrow some sweats.
 I’m not leaving, I just want to look my best.
 I love cheese in my tortilla.
 These are the lords' chips for the orphanage
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The Whiskey Taster’s Flavor Guide
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