Worst Phone Call Ever
She has a skin doctor, a hand doctor
A freckle doctor, a wart doctor.
She has a joint doctor, and a gum doctor.
I asked if she had a witch doctor.
I could not hear a smile through the phone
But she did not pause, so I was disappointed.
She has an ear, eye, face and joint doctor,
A tooth doctor, a foot doctor and a knee doctor.
She told me everything about each of them.
How many visits she had last week,
How much they each cost, what they did wrong.
Worst phone call ever.
Copyright © Caren Krutsinger | Year Posted 2020
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