Worst Hip Hoppin' Rap Lines

what's goin on here
yeah yo hot momma and yo soul sistah
fightin and  freakin
smilin then pic-pac-pic-pac wrestlin
and you makin me go go go
to start another smokin show, 
c'mon lousy dudes
bombin away from all the swoosh
stinkin candy messin down  usher soup
if ya ain't in the groove, go darn losers..move!
better hip it up sloppy studs
ya , ya  wazzup, monster burpin blobs
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( geez...i'll understand if you want to clobber me... lol!)

...for PD's hilarious " my worst poem ever"
and #1 poem contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Robinson Jr. Avatar
August 28, 2017 at 5:06 PM
Delightful satirical ribbing of the inane words in a lot of hip hop songs, Nette. I was cracking up laughing. LOL! Although, "what's goin' on" is still a timeless soul saying. Loved this silly rap poem. Love and smiles.
A   Avatar
August 6, 2014 at 9:24 PM
Nette,, Congratulations!!! :) On having your poem featured this week. Stopping by to say hi, and greet almost every poem, on the Poetry Soup's home page. Enjoy having your poem for all to read. Always & Forever ~LINDA~
Austin Avatar
August 4, 2014 at 9:17 AM
Sounds like a recipe for indigestion. Hot stuff. Congrats on the selection. Love, daver
Smith Avatar
August 3, 2014 at 6:10 PM
Lol!.. This is so not you, sweet Nette.. It does, however make me feel a tiny bit better about several of mine!.. :-) ... Hugs.. Arlene
A  Avatar
July 18, 2013 at 10:39 PM
NETTE, :-). Congratulations, with your awesome HIT in the poet destroyer's contest. Hugs & Hugs** SKAT
Gildersleeve Avatar
July 15, 2013 at 9:26 AM
Too funny Nette.. Enjoyed the rapping. Congrats on the fine win. Warm Smiles, Connie
Ryerson Avatar
July 14, 2013 at 5:42 PM
Yeah, whazzup sweet soul sistah NetEEE!...This is hot an BOMBIN' stuff mama, and congrads yo! - The Timstah
Dietrich Avatar
July 14, 2013 at 1:46 AM
I liked this then and I like it now. It's a riot, sweetie. Congrats.
A   Avatar
July 14, 2013 at 12:06 AM
Stopping in with smiles.... :-) :-)... Congratulations, Thank you for taking your time and hooking me up with an awesome OLD # 1 hit... I had a hard time choosing the winners... please enjoy my blog when you have time. Hugs & Hugs.... xox~ LINDA
Nandy Avatar
December 8, 2010 at 11:35 AM
hahaha stinkin candy messin down usher soup Hilarious congratulations yo rapper on yas big win.
White Avatar
November 26, 2010 at 10:47 PM
Eeuuwwww- Congrats anyhu to you
Brown Avatar
November 23, 2010 at 6:14 AM
Congratulations on your 1st Place win in PD'S contest Nette. Love, Carol
Mannan Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 8:04 PM
Hahah Nette an absolute monster. Many congratulations for this win.
Dietrich Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 2:11 PM
haha, it's so bad I thought you did it just for the contest. I give it my personal first place! heehee. Luv, Andrea
Kendrick Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 1:37 PM
Congratulations on your win in this great contest..Sara
Mehta Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 12:37 PM
Congratulations on this well deserved win, nette
Sweetheart Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 11:54 AM
Way to go Nette ...number one my friend.. enjoy that top spot for the worst poem ever written..luv.. your amazing talent is so evident on the Soup.. continue entertaining us ..luv.. enjoy your well deserved win and placement..
Mehta Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 10:35 AM
Nette...congrats on big win.......... Luv/Best wishes.......Hitendra Mehta
Onclaud Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 9:43 AM
yo there funky rapper beltin this blues with a hammer thankin you for makin me a sucker amazin first prize blooper! :)
A   Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 8:41 AM
Nette, this is so funny for the attemp, but i kno you can reverse it to good lines,,lol,,CONGRATULATIONS!!! Had lots of fun with this contest,, have a nice and wonderful day,..p.d.
Neels Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 8:24 AM
Nette, super congratulations on your first place in Pd's contest. Enjoyed this ;) Wilma
Gibbons Avatar
November 18, 2010 at 6:50 AM
Dear Nettie, you got something here, caught a feeling with monster burpin blobs, and thanks so much for your kind words re my "Soft Morning" Take a look at my new "bird Talk" if you want corn ball Thanks Jim Gibbons
Austin Avatar
November 17, 2010 at 8:22 AM
If I read you right - I'd hate to be sitting by these dudes at the movies. Got a kick out of this one, nette. Love, Dave
Onclaud Avatar
November 16, 2010 at 11:45 PM
thank you everyone for laughing at this at my own expense, hahaha! really had fun with all of you.. warmest, nette
Dietrich Avatar
November 16, 2010 at 5:44 PM
Hmmm, it sounds like a normal rap song to me. heeheehee. (as you can see, I am not a fan of rap music) but i bet you have come up with some raps that I might be able to like. I hope you have anyway! I bet P.D will love this one in her contest. LUv, Andrea
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