Worst Date

“Im no perv
Im not nasty in the head
I just love your curves
And your lip’s sexy red”

>>Laughter!

“Your hair is sooo..
Bright
It smells sooo..
Nice.”


>>Barf


“Do you want milk 
On Your tea?”
5 Milli-Seconds Later:
“Um would you like milk..
On your tea?”


>>Alright!


“I really had a good time-
O wait”
>>O brother..<<
“Its ..Its my mother..”



>>Cough.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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Orozco Avatar
June 30, 2009 at 1:08 AM
Amusing indeed! Good write! - jeremia
Loveless Avatar
June 23, 2009 at 3:48 AM
Did I Mention Your Friggin Amazing? <3 Yah -Boo
Higgins Avatar
June 17, 2009 at 9:40 AM
LOL....I am cracking up at the last line..this is funny good my friend...well done.
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