Sidney Beck Poet List

Worst Christmas Presents

WORST  CHRISTMAS   PRESENTS 


New toilet seat in pink and purple flowers.
Jockeyshorts with slogans which puzzle for hours.
Teeshirt printed with “McCartney Farewell Tour 2038”,
Because for me it may well be too late.
Title deeds to twin plots in a prestigious cemetery,
With 15% off on marble headstones when they bury.
Large framed picture of mother-in-law  herself,
Designed to fit perfectly over the den bar shelf.

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David Williams July 29, 2012 at 12:34 PM Sidney very funny, good luck..David

Anne-Lise Andresen July 29, 2012 at 5:09 AM NO.....a toilet seat/pink.....pack it in again and give it back to your sweet friend next Christmas....lol..... - Very good Sidney! - oxox Anne-Lise :)