World's Best Memory

When I was eleven years old, my family took a cross-country trip out to the western 
United States.

Along the way, we made a stop at a gas station / grocery store off the beaten path 
somewhere in Arizona.  Out front of the dilapidated store was an old Indian in full 
Indian regalia sitting in front of a hand painted sign that read: “Best Memory in the 
World.  Never forgets a thing.”

Curious, I walked up to the old chief and asked, “If you never forget anything, what 
did you eat for breakfast on your eleventh birthday?”

The leathery old Indian stared at me for the longest time before simply 
replying, “Eggs”.

By this time my father was calling me back to the car and I left the old Indian chief 
somewhat skeptical about his self-acclaimed World’s Best Memory.

Thirty years later, I was re-creating my family’s trip out west with my own wife and 
children.  As luck would have it, we stopped at the very same gas station and the 
old Indian Chief with the same old sign was still sitting out front in his chair.

Excited, I told my children that I had seen this very same Indian years ago when I 
was just a kid.  I said, “Come on, let’s go talk to the old chief.”

So I walked up to the old Indian Chief with kids in tow, raised my hand and said in 
my best Indian voice, “How”.

Without blinking an eye, he responded, “Scrambled.”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Brown Avatar
December 3, 2012 at 8:16 AM
Congratulations on your win in this "Candid Camera" contest Joe. I am sorry it is late. Love, Carol
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December 1, 2012 at 5:20 AM
Congratulations on your super win my friend! I really enjoyed reading this today. love/hugs, Leonora
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November 29, 2012 at 8:54 PM
Joe, congrats with your awesome poem ..always~ PD
Eastman Avatar
November 29, 2012 at 1:29 PM
LOL... Loved it!
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November 29, 2012 at 6:56 AM
I love it! Well deserved win.
Song Avatar
November 29, 2012 at 6:05 AM
Roger and i both enjoyed this awesome entry, joe...way to go!...pOACHED! Haha
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November 29, 2012 at 4:53 AM
Big Congratulations friend Joe for winning...Superb wirte!! cheers!! :)
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November 29, 2012 at 3:24 AM
Congratulations on your win. I dare anyone to read this and not laugh !
Weir Avatar
December 29, 2010 at 1:33 PM
Hi Joe! Thanks for the laugh! It was a good one. When my husand gets home soon I'll read it to him. He will LOVE IT!!! THANKS AGAIN!! Katy..
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