Work Limerick Seems a Shame To Waste It Posted Here

Santa had an helper called Heather
and 4 little elf manager helpers
She told them to be nice
and give lots of advice
so all us call takers work together  .

There once was a call centre agent
who wanted a manager to help her .
No manager  could be found
they had all gone to ground.
Its tough to get help for Heathers agents 

There once was a boss called heather.
Who had 4 little team manager helpers .
She got them a stick.
And a big bull whip .
She even beat us with an old  piece of leather .

Santa's little helper heather, once said
that all the  tm could stay in bed.
All of us cheered
And cracked open the beers 
It's not work today, we are having a party instead .


heathers the big boss at work lol

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 12/13/2016 5:43:00 AM
That Heather, is she a bit nice? :D Beating around doesn't seem too friendly!
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Stephen Pennell
Date: 12/13/2016 6:10:00 AM
lol : T'was a xmas challenge write a limerick :-)
Date: 12/7/2016 6:03:00 PM
Great effort ... with just a little bit of tweaking this would make a great string of limericks Stephen ... you are so close my friend!!! made me smile:-) hugs jan xx
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Stephen Pennell
Date: 12/8/2016 2:37:00 AM
cheers jan : coming from the champion of the limerick can't be bad stephen :-)
Date: 12/7/2016 12:34:00 PM
Limerick or not its still great...lol
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Stephen Pennell
Date: 12/7/2016 12:50:00 PM
cheers tim, it came second in a two horse race lol I liked it Stephen
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