Word Association List- Q and A

Word Association List – Q & A

   QUESTION                              ANSWER

God -             Perfect (Saves people from falling off the Earth into the void)

Corn Flake-    Milk (You can swim in it but it is too cold and murky)

Pope-            Holy (Holds up the Vatican with his staff with the help of gravity)

Bottle-           Half full (Normally filled with liquid but sometimes boats)

Puppy-          Warm (They run in the sun and pee on the floor)

Rapist -         Evil (Have reptilian brains smaller than their *****)

Marble-         Glass  (Kind of roundish…roll around until they are found)

History-        Mundane (Filled with holes of all sizes)

Life-       Air (Keeps people going until they stop, to play and work and procreate)

Food-     Pizza (One slice or two…similar to life with a beer or coke)

Tattoo-    Ink  (Comes with no instructions, looking for bodies to occupy )

Snow-     Pure White (Love and hate in one big ball of winter)

Women-  Perfection of nature (They collect coins, children, men and hair products)

Men        Utilitarian (They are collected by women as a novelty)

Buttons- Up and Down (They are also found on coats and gowns. 
                                  Some can be pushed in the wrong way,)
                            
Death-    Mystery (It is only done once….and not by choice)

Math-     English (2 languages that never married)

Time-     Motion (Similar to arithmetic but comes with much more ticking)

Love-    Women (They are a knife without the handle, without the blade 
                         for pleasure)

Philosophy-    Existence (Keeps the mind in an ocean that sways this way and that)

Words-          Thoughts (Should be kept in the refrigerator to solidify)

Lists-             Paper (Connecting tissues of issues with well wishes.  Never delicious) 

Numbers-       Digits (They all serve a purpose in their own unique small way)

End-              Now (It is the right thing to do and the right time to do it) 

*Everything seems to be in order.  Everything seems to be normal.  That will be $2,000.00.  See you next week... "Thank you Dr. List!"

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015



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Date: 2/1/2015 5:51:00 AM
This is so so clever Earl made me smile my friend:-) Hugs Jan xx a 7 from me xx
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Earl Schumacker
Date: 2/1/2015 7:04:00 AM
Good morning Jan, Thank you . It is not a poem but they do have a category here called "List" so I posted it under that. I felt like having some fun so I ran with it. Glad you enjoyed my silly silly invention. I hope you have a wonderful day. Take care. Earl
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