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Word Association List- Q and A

Word Association List – Q & A QUESTION ANSWER God - Perfect (Saves people from falling off the Earth into the void) Corn Flake- Milk (You can swim in it but it is too cold and murky) Pope- Holy (Holds up the Vatican with his staff with the help of gravity) Bottle- Half full (Normally filled with liquid but sometimes boats) Puppy- Warm (They run in the sun and pee on the floor) Rapist - Evil (Have reptilian brains smaller than their *****) Marble- Glass (Kind of roundish…roll around until they are found) History- Mundane (Filled with holes of all sizes) Life- Air (Keeps people going until they stop, to play and work and procreate) Food- Pizza (One slice or two…similar to life with a beer or coke) Tattoo- Ink (Comes with no instructions, looking for bodies to occupy ) Snow- Pure White (Love and hate in one big ball of winter) Women- Perfection of nature (They collect coins, children, men and hair products) Men Utilitarian (They are collected by women as a novelty) Buttons- Up and Down (They are also found on coats and gowns. Some can be pushed in the wrong way,) Death- Mystery (It is only done once….and not by choice) Math- English (2 languages that never married) Time- Motion (Similar to arithmetic but comes with much more ticking) Love- Women (They are a knife without the handle, without the blade for pleasure) Philosophy- Existence (Keeps the mind in an ocean that sways this way and that) Words- Thoughts (Should be kept in the refrigerator to solidify) Lists- Paper (Connecting tissues of issues with well wishes. Never delicious) Numbers- Digits (They all serve a purpose in their own unique small way) End- Now (It is the right thing to do and the right time to do it) *Everything seems to be in order. Everything seems to be normal. That will be $2,000.00. See you next week... "Thank you Dr. List!"

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Date: 2/1/2015 5:51:00 AM
This is so so clever Earl made me smile my friend:-) Hugs Jan xx a 7 from me xx
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Earl Schumacker
Date: 2/1/2015 7:04:00 AM
Good morning Jan, Thank you . It is not a poem but they do have a category here called "List" so I posted it under that. I felt like having some fun so I ran with it. Glad you enjoyed my silly silly invention. I hope you have a wonderful day. Take care. Earl