Fortunately for me no pill needed (lol) yet...Woohoo !
It was that time of day I had sex on my mind So I poked at my wife In hopes she won't mind Right now, she said It's mid-afternoon And the kids will be home And arriving here soon No worries, I said I'm locking the door We can throw down some blankets And make love on the floor She said, I don't like the floor Can we jump in the sack The floor is too hard Like that thing on my back It's been a short while Hmm, will it still work Will I get her excited for nothing And kind of feel like a jerk At my age, I may have to first stick it in the freezer But when it defrosted I'd need me a tweezer So I went to the pantry For that little blue pill And I moved and I grooved And I couldn't keep still Finally, some whoopie That pill, who'd of knew That was all that was needed For some good-time woohoo
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