Woohoo
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Fortunately for me no pill needed (lol) yet...Woohoo !
It was that time of day
I had sex on my mind
So I poked at my wife
In hopes she won't mind
Right now, she said
It's mid-afternoon
And the kids will be home
And arriving here soon
No worries, I said
I'm locking the door
We can throw down some blankets
And make love on the floor
She said, I don't like the floor
Can we jump in the sack
The floor is too hard
Like that thing on my back
It's been a short while
Hmm, will it still work
Will I get her excited for nothing
And kind of feel like a jerk
At my age, I may have to first
stick it in the freezer
But when it defrosted
I'd need me a tweezer
So I went to the pantry
For that little blue pill
And I moved and I grooved
And I couldn't keep still
Finally, some whoopie
That pill, who'd of knew
That was all that was needed
For some good-time woohoo
Copyright © Charles Messina | Year Posted 2018
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