Wombasumi Smith

Mo-ji-bai Wom-ba-su-mi Smith, Please, Lord, be true! Whenever you reach out, My heart just wants to shout! For my Mojibai Wombasumi Smith! Da da da da da da da Mojibai Wombasumi Smith, Her eyes, so blue! I’m nearly going to swoon, She wants to meet me soon! Oh my Mojibai Wombasumi Smith! Da da da da da da da Mojibai Wombasumi Smith, She needs my help! She wants my bank account, An undisclosed amount! For my Mojibai Wombasumi Smith! Da da da da da da da Mojibai Wombasumi Smith, I am confused! Turns out she was a fake, My heart is going to break! For my Mojibai Wombasumi Smith! Da da da da da da da ---------- Obviously, the only way this can be read is while singing the tune of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, a distant cousin on her mother's side...