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Wolf In "sheep's" Clothing (Still Waiting Dilts!)

How long does it take for you to write a slam,
Or do you need more time to learn the game?
Study up, before you take this exam,
Because this challenge will not be the same!
I will teach you not to call me a sheep,
Because this WOLF has a bark and a bite.
I value my time, not shots that are cheap,
So, when you come back, you better come right!
You want to change my name! Change it to CHAMP,
Since I plan the be the CHAMP of this art!
You want to play! Welcome to training camp!
Let me know when you are ready to start!
Your hesitation is so clear to see,
Because you should have never challenged me!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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August 21, 2010 at 7:14 PM
lol, Dakarai :-) you know I lOved this 1 smiles ;-) glad I stoped to read your wonderful funny poem. A very lovely way to end my day. Have a wonderful one*LUV~ Skat
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August 20, 2010 at 3:38 PM
Dakari we cannot call them slams any more but free verse according to the rules on site.. but I just read Nate's reply.. u guys are both brilliant.. and cool..luv..
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August 20, 2010 at 3:34 PM
Really liked this one poet man .... love the line... Because this WOLF has a bark and a bite... Great Write sarah x
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August 20, 2010 at 2:01 PM
Nice one. there was no joke or malice behind daki though just shorter version of full name. As for u being a sheep I will write u quick one b4 I. Finsh what I start with the whorelock
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August 20, 2010 at 1:07 PM
you know how impatient i am p.d., especially when a challenge has been thrown my way. don't worry, i will try to take it easy on your boyfriend.......yeah....even i had to laugh at that one. its open season on all challengers. happy hunting. (in a fun way of course)
A   Avatar
August 20, 2010 at 1:01 PM
That is my Dilts you are waiting on right,,,lol,, you are to cool, later, my buddy,..p.d.
A   Avatar
August 20, 2010 at 12:59 PM
Doc, nice way to wait! The art you have, but at last we will see who paints the better fox & bunny. Later p..d
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