With This On My Mind

Woke up with this on my mind
Was not very well designed
But still God was kind.

By golly and goodness sake
Was flatter then a pancake
Her eyes wide awake.

Also much to my surprise
Was then I did realize
Her dark hair she dyes.

As long as she lived still did
Period to period
After being kid.

Myself was not a tipster
She had been a great snipster
Cut hair of sister.

Break up we never will do
Even if it was hard to
Gray hair on head grew.

Being failure and a flop
No longer cream of crop
Off my hair did lop.

How is that for an ending?
Appearing to be mind-bending
I was intending.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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December 18, 2015 at 2:24 AM
awesome
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December 18, 2015 at 5:13 AM
So how did you manage to come across my poem I wrote several days ago? Jim Horn
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