Caren Krutsinger Poet Light Verse

Wish My Toenails Were Graham Crackers

I wish my toenails were graham crackers
They would crumble instead of making holes in my shoes
I could eat the droppings
Or fashion them into a nice pie crust
They would be easier to clip and trim
I would not have to use the lawn clippers
I wish my toenails were graham crackers

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Gershon Wolf July 19, 2022 at 6:32 PM Have you located the right genie for graham cracker toes yet, Caren?! (I think he or she is on permanent vacation, truth be told). :) gw Caren Krutsinger July 20, 2022 at 5:05 AM I have to admit I am still searching for him

Ann Foster July 18, 2022 at 9:04 AM Oh what a wonderful idea... I love it... Ann Caren Krutsinger July 18, 2022 at 11:07 AM I am staring at them now wishing it again today

Jeff Kyser July 17, 2022 at 8:29 PM I might have to indulge in pharmaceuticals To get past the nightmares contemplating your cuticles Caren Krutsinger July 17, 2022 at 10:00 PM I love it that you thought this!

L Milton Hankins July 17, 2022 at 1:56 PM Caren, I cannot believe this. You must have been watching me clip my big toenail this afternoon. It is so out of control, and now it is bleeding because I was ruthless. Oh, well...must be common problem! Caren Krutsinger July 17, 2022 at 10:01 PM It sure is!

Jenna Logan July 17, 2022 at 10:48 AM Is there no line at which you draw the yuckiness? LOL Caren, you just go for it! Admirable. Caren Krutsinger July 17, 2022 at 10:01 PM I love yuckiness Jenna; I started out teaching junior high, and I could out-yucky them!