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Wish My Toenails Were Graham Crackers

I wish my toenails were graham crackers
They would crumble instead of making holes in my shoes
I could eat the droppings
Or fashion them into a nice pie crust
They would be easier to clip and trim
I would not have to use the lawn clippers
I wish my toenails were graham crackers

Copyright © Caren Krutsinger | Year Posted 2022

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Gershon Wolf Date: 7/19/2022 6:32:00 PM Have you located the right genie for graham cracker toes yet, Caren?! (I think he or she is on permanent vacation, truth be told). :) gw Login to Reply Caren Krutsinger Date: 7/20/2022 5:05:00 AM I have to admit I am still searching for him

Ann Foster Date: 7/18/2022 9:04:00 AM Oh what a wonderful idea... I love it... Ann Login to Reply Caren Krutsinger Date: 7/18/2022 11:07:00 AM I am staring at them now wishing it again today

Jeff Kyser Date: 7/17/2022 8:29:00 PM I might have to indulge in pharmaceuticals To get past the nightmares contemplating your cuticles Login to Reply Caren Krutsinger Date: 7/17/2022 10:00:00 PM I love it that you thought this!

L Milton Hankins Date: 7/17/2022 1:56:00 PM Caren, I cannot believe this. You must have been watching me clip my big toenail this afternoon. It is so out of control, and now it is bleeding because I was ruthless. Oh, well...must be common problem! Login to Reply Caren Krutsinger Date: 7/17/2022 10:01:00 PM It sure is!

Jenna Logan Date: 7/17/2022 10:48:00 AM Is there no line at which you draw the yuckiness? LOL Caren, you just go for it! Admirable. Login to Reply Caren Krutsinger Date: 7/17/2022 10:01:00 PM I love yuckiness Jenna; I started out teaching junior high, and I could out-yucky them!