Wish List

I wish I hadn't come here I wish I hadn't seen that I wish I hadn't bought this I wish I my hair was longer I wish I was physically stronger I wish I was orchestral and volumetric when in the presence of nobility I wish I was commanding and vibrant when amongst the petty crowd I wish I'd studied more at school I wish I was financially secure for damn sure I wish I was rich beyond my wildest dreams I wish I was systematic, diplomatic, enigmatic or something equivalent I wish I could afford to be flippant like an aristocrat's only spoilt child I wish I had a leather jacket like that I wish I could dance like Michael Jackson, James Brown or Nijinsky I wish I could entice, excite, enlight, enrich I wish you'd shut up and sit down.......in that order I wish you wouldn't do that I wish you'd stop swearing...........and spitting for that matter I wish to be appreciated..........not depreciated I wish you were here instead of me being tortured I wish I was somewhere else being pampered I wish God was here in my hour of need I wish I hadn't said that I wish you'd sit down and be quiet I wish the sun and the earth would collide and thus rid me of these crippling debts and continuous bad health I wish I could sleep at nights without the aid of tablets I wish to retract that last statement I wish Priests Court was a dual carriageway I wish you'd stop shouting and moaning and pushing I wish to be excused I wish the train of good fortune would for once....if it's not too much trouble........stop long enough for me to participate I wish to be adored and envied by no-one in particular in fact......... I wish to be called Gloria in future.............if you don't mind I wish you'd stop laughing .....I jest you not.....it's a serious matter I wish you loved me I wish you were obsessed.......to the point of sickness I wish you were mine basically. I wish I'd met you years ago.