Wireless Armour
Wireless Armour
Have you a laptop, a tablet, a phone
A wireless device that you call your own
Have you read the studies about radiation?
Do you fear for your health in this wireless nation?
If you are a guy, then this you should know
Electromagnetic studies all show
Sperm count and mobility all greatly reduce
With repeated wireless device use
And if as a woman, you treasure your chests
Radiation and cancer are linked in all tests
So what can you do to protect what you treasure
And still use the devises that give you such pleasure
Wireless Armour, coming soon to your store
That’s boxers and briefs or a bra you’ll adore
Made of a fabric that blocks harmful rays
Tested and tested for days upon days
A mesh of pure silver forms a Faraday Cage
That blocks radiation says the scientist’s gage
The Army, the Navy and AT and T
Without Faraday Cages just where would they be
Communication devices must block errant rays
And Faraday Cages are the only found ways
So they weave silver with cotton to make this new thread
That lengthens the life of the fabric it’s said
And the silver is anti microbial too
Stops the spread of bacteria that’s growing on you
The bacteria’s found on warm parts of your flesh
And that causes odors, leaving you less than fresh
They block radiation, prevent smelly parts
These long lasting garments are off of the charts
So there you have it, the cure-all of all cures
When you fear radiation may be harming what’s yours
Buy a bra or a pair, either boxer or brief
Sit back with your IPad with a sigh of relief
Copyright © Mike Dailey | Year Posted 2014
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