Caren Krutsinger Poet Light Verse

Will Sonsly Jerillee and Kluptoma Be There

Will Sonsly be there? Maybe
Mental note to self.
Leave checkbook at home.
Make excuses for all next week.

Will Jerillee be there?
Maybe.
Mental note to self.
Leave credit cards at home.

Will Kluptoma be there?
Definitely!
Mental note, lock purse in car trunk
And hope Kluptoma has not graduated
To grand theft auto yet.

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Rhona Mcferran December 3, 2018 at 5:59 AM Alright now, Caren... this has got to stop! I've told you not to write about my family like this!! ;D hahahaha

Eve Roper December 2, 2018 at 7:59 PM Caren, enjoyed reading this. Those temptations of buying is so hard to stop, that addictive part that something is beautiful you have to have it. Friends :) Caren Krutsinger December 2, 2018 at 10:08 PM I have completely stopped. It feels GREAT.

M. L. Kiser December 2, 2018 at 7:12 PM Oh boy...now there's a thought! "Kluptoma's" are everywhere, whether related or not; it is best to think ahead. I hope you have a "Kluptoma"-free Holiday. Caren Krutsinger December 2, 2018 at 10:08 PM I warned all my children "DO NOT LEAVE YOUR PHONES out even." No one listened.

Andrea Dietrich December 2, 2018 at 5:47 PM Ha ha. Caren Krutsinger December 2, 2018 at 5:48 PM Stealthily planning ahead, I am always pre-figuring-it-out.

Kim Rodrigues December 2, 2018 at 4:00 PM Such a sad commentary but one does have to think ahead. Caren Krutsinger December 2, 2018 at 5:01 PM yes, we do, and yes, I do, and yes, it is sad.

Mystic Rose Rose December 2, 2018 at 12:18 PM lol, Bless your beautiful humoristic heart dear Caren, Thanks for stopping by, love xo Caren Krutsinger December 2, 2018 at 2:31 PM You are more than welcome, my friend. I am trying to figure out your photo. The pinkness and purple of it are intriguing to me.

Connie Marcum Wong December 2, 2018 at 12:27 AM This is very entertaining Caren... leaving a big smile on my face. Happy Holidays my friend! : ) Caren Krutsinger December 2, 2018 at 9:14 AM If you had convicts in your family, you'd understand it even better, and I am talking about the ones who simply have gotten away.

Mahtab Bangalee December 2, 2018 at 12:24 AM enjoyed I Caren Krutsinger December 2, 2018 at 9:14 AM Thank you. Do I need to tell you I do not take my purse in at Christmas?