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Wide Left

He always goes "wide left" when peeing after drinking
Expects me to scrub the floor stench; what is he thinking?




*Entry for Susan Burch's Couplet contest

Copyright © Carolyn Devonshire | Year Posted 2011

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Carol Sunshine Brown

September 30, 2011 at 10:14 AM

Good morning and congratulations on your win in Susan's "Couplet Challenge" contest Carolyn. Love, Carol

Andrea Dietrich

September 29, 2011 at 10:59 PM

Awesome win. Congratulations, Carolyn.

Natalie The Rogue Rhymer

September 29, 2011 at 4:56 PM

Carolyn-Such a gem! Too funny! Congrats. to you

September 27, 2011 at 11:41 AM

Put a sign on the wall - "Stand close, the next person may be barefoot. LUck in the contest. Love, daver

September 26, 2011 at 12:09 PM

LOL, this is one for my dad - my mum's always shouting at him for this : )

Robert A. Dufresne

September 25, 2011 at 6:21 PM

sounds like he was lucky to even hit the bathroom! That's what the great outdoors is for! Good innovative take on this one Carolyn

September 25, 2011 at 4:26 PM

wow i get in to trouble for that also, awesome humour, good luck in contest, harry P.S soup mail

Andrea Dietrich

September 24, 2011 at 10:13 PM

EWWWW, who is this gross person? hahaha. GREAT couplet, Carolyn, How are you hanging in there today?

September 24, 2011 at 9:37 PM

Crazy funny, Carolyn! Lol! The man needs his own Steam mop! lol This is really good. Love, Annalise

September 24, 2011 at 8:35 PM

Bahahahhahahhaahha that's awsome

Elizabeth Wesley

September 24, 2011 at 8:34 PM

Tell him to sit down Caroly, a solution to every problem. It's funny but work too!

September 24, 2011 at 5:45 PM

lololol... probably thinkin' you will which he'll probably keep thinking long after you stop.. funny one, Caroyn! Happy day~N

September 24, 2011 at 3:33 PM

Too funny Carolyn!!Good luck..love,deb

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