Why Things Happen

My mama always told me
I should follow a Holy path
For if I ever veered off course
I’d face God’s mighty wrath

God works in mysterious ways
I know this to be true
If you read my words below
I know you’ll believe it too

One day when I was six
To my mom I did talk back
God came in disguised as Dad
And gave my bottom such a smack

Another time when I was nine
I skipped my nightly prayer
That night I dreamt of monsters
God gave me such a scare

One time I stole some candy
God’s rage I did spawn
For when I got home that day
My brand new bike was gone

It was just a few years later
When caught I told a lie
Rains poured down from heaven
Mom said I made God cry

Even as an grown up woman
I’ll sometimes make a blunder
Then I cringe and hold on tight
While waiting for God’s thunder

Have you ever been in a hurry
And every light turned red
Have you ever stood beneath a tree
And had a bird poop on your head

Have you ever went to water your lawn
And found a hole  in your hose
Or had a very special date
And gotten a pimple on your nose

Now you may think it’s just bad luck
When things don’t go as planned
Truth is, you’ve been scolded
By God’s almighty hand
Copyright © | Year Posted 2006

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January 19, 2010 at 10:43 AM
this is a nice cute poem about god and it is so true! you get back whatever you send out to the universe!good write!
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