Why There Were No Unicorns On Noah's Ark

Build an ark out of gopher wood that’s what I want from you.
Noah said he would to God and he and his sons set out to do.

Take two of all the animals of the unclean variety 
But seven of the clean kind, are you listening Noah to me?

Yes lord I hear you, and I will do your Will.
Can you tell me how long before, the water the earth will fill?

Build the ark now Noah, and do not question me
You have a huge task ahead, and I will save your family.

The ark now built, the pitch spread, the unclean animals passed two by two
The pigs the camels and unclean ones, for food I do not give to you.

As for the clean ones, take seven of each I say
And then there will be food for you, when you leave the ark one day.

But what about the unicorn God, they are so hard to find?
I am afraid then Noah, said God, that he must be left behind.

If we find another though, is it a beast unclean or clean
Would we need seven or two, I am not sure what you mean?

If you find another one Noah, the rains I will keep away
Because I am now telling you. the last one has flown today

Oh my Lord why is that, the unicorn is so fine
Yes, said God to Noah, and that’s why he is mine.

© ~GG~21/05/2013
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Mohammed Avatar
August 1, 2013 at 1:43 PM
This was quite interesting,original,entertaining and I love it.
Hunter Avatar
June 5, 2013 at 1:55 PM
Very entertaining, Mandy. You are always a treat...:)
Anglesey Avatar
May 23, 2013 at 6:50 PM
You make your poetry sparkle. Love this poetic story of Noah and the last line, especially, is wonderful :)
Kendrick Avatar
May 22, 2013 at 5:29 PM
Cute work..Orginal idea that you have penned for sure..Enjoyed reading it this eve..Thanks for your visit to my work..Sara
Horsman Avatar
May 22, 2013 at 8:09 AM
unicorns like santa, were left behind, for the imagination i presume.. anyhow great poem, wonderful poet.,..
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
May 22, 2013 at 8:20 AM
and many thanks harry xx
Dietrich Avatar
May 21, 2013 at 10:33 PM
this was a cute one, Mandy. and I was expecting another version of the Unicorn Song by the Irish Rovers!! Instead I got good old mandy originality.
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
May 22, 2013 at 8:20 AM
Bless you Andy lol xx
May Avatar
May 21, 2013 at 10:07 PM
nicely penned Mandy....winning wishes
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
May 22, 2013 at 8:19 AM
Thanks Joseph xx
Konos Avatar
May 21, 2013 at 2:37 PM
Very Golden Mandy!
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
May 22, 2013 at 8:19 AM
Bless you Judy xx
Guzzi Avatar
May 21, 2013 at 12:50 PM
You always make me smile thanks! Light & Love
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
May 22, 2013 at 8:19 AM
Then my job is done, thanks Debbie xx
Onclaud Avatar
May 21, 2013 at 11:17 AM
enjoyed your charming narration, mandy... i think pegasus spoke with God... great stuff!...:) huggs
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
May 22, 2013 at 8:18 AM
Hi nette and thanks love xx
O'Leary Avatar
May 21, 2013 at 11:14 AM
Great poem... very informative... ;-)... Terry
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
May 22, 2013 at 8:18 AM
Thanks Terry xx
Johnson Avatar
May 21, 2013 at 10:43 AM
This is so clever Mandy. did it win a contest? I am so far behind because of my computer breakdown that I am just beginning to wend my way back. Thanks for your comments. Love, Joyce
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
May 22, 2013 at 8:18 AM
Hi Joyce, no but i live in hope sweetie xx
Delaney Avatar
May 21, 2013 at 10:37 AM
I love your quirky writes. Unicorns as exclusive to the Gods...a wonderful thought SuZ
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
May 22, 2013 at 8:17 AM
They must have something exclusive don't you think lol xx
Hendricks Avatar
May 21, 2013 at 10:16 AM
Awww, cute. I especially like your ending. Good luck in the contest with this gem, Mandy. Licia :-)
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
May 22, 2013 at 8:16 AM
Bless you Delysia xx
Van Breda Avatar
May 21, 2013 at 8:12 AM
How beautiful and emotional that last line. I had one huge goose-bump suddenly. Great read. Thanks for sharing.
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
May 22, 2013 at 8:16 AM
Thanks Kim xx
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