Why Programmers As Single As Told By the Programs Themselves

In the cages at the zoo they crowded around each other A million milling from father to brother All speaking in a babel a million languages From clicks and keyboard clacks to switches and bandages A group is seen on a higher levee They understand all, the interpreters you see While some lower below compiles the dictionary That translates to what is used by the assembly A little farther around a table three Gs sit they’re a python a Ci and Jav a’ Script Sadly they discuss an end to their spec-ial woes And thus the weird discussion goes We hear the Ci talking first wheezing (he’s old) What do you think makes girls so cold To us our relationships’ are no success And that’s the principal source of distress Well as for me a girl who can’t commit (Python interjects) I can’t have here cos she’s a git And by the way Ci you need to have some class There are some social functions you should pass (An argument ensues) Well I’m not the one who treats them like objects That’s why they hate you, the Ci interjects. And Jav a’ Script forget all the hype You really need to settle on a type Jav retorts, You’re the ones behaving slack When they leave you simply call them back Console them too if they cry Be prepared to catch them if they try Ah yes the man who always rejects The promises he promised, (Python interjects) (A lull in the storm, they begin to examine others) Assembly’s got to make himself understood Most of what he says goes under the hood Swift’s got to slow down and not dart around and Vue needs to react to their sound There’s a theory I’d like to test Says Python (although it’s half in jest) If we work together as a unit Then maybe we’ll be able to git one init? And have mocha babies like Sinon no thanks I’d rather throw myself on the express Outside the cage the label reads An endangered species with special feeds Only pizza and soda strictly junk For the whacky programmers inside this hunk Sorry to say but you may regret it Cause only programmers will read this and get it