Why People Rob Banks

Why People Rob Banks By Elton Camp Let’s say that I’m a robber and knock over a store I might get a hundred bucks, but not likely more Or I decide that I will mug some guy on the street I never know when it’s a gun-toter I might meet If I should so foolishly stick up the big box store Then I wouldn’t be able to shop there anymore And then, if I break into some rich dude’s place Both a burglar alarm and a bad dog I might face If robbing a bank I’m not taking any personal cash It’s not likely anyone angrily against me will dash The bank doesn’t want to risk its customers shot There’ll be little or no resistance as likely as not But to know the main reason doesn’t take a whiz People rob banks since that’s where the money is