Why Me
So,
There I am
Browsing in a book store
No one around but me for a mile or more.
Suddenly
I feel someone's heavy breath
On the back of my neck
Looking over my shoulder to see what I'm looking at
What the heck!.
Happened to me a week or two ago
No one around
Then suddenly a man appears from nowhere
And bends down inf ront of me
With his big fat bum
His trousers hanging low
Oh no!.
I was just about to kick his but
But the shop assistant shook her head
No!
That came as a blow
What a cheeky man.
I've been banged into sat on spat on
Coughed and sneezed
And a few other things
You wouldn't believe.
Sat on a bench in town one sunny day
And out of nowhere
An old ..........
Came my way
Hitting me with her shopping bags around the heard
Never said a word
I could have been dead.
''Thank you I shouted I was waiting all day
to be left battered and bruised.
If had been me
I would have been accused
Of being a thug
And she would have got a great big hug
Guess I'm just a mug.
I've been poked in the eye with a brolly
Run over by a bakers trolly
Push chairs banged into my knees
One dat a bird pooped on my head
From a tree
Why does it always happen to me
Haaaaaa sigh.
Peter Dome Copyright 2015 Oct.
Copyright © Peter Dome | Year Posted 2015
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