Why I Was Really Late To School

First I was kidnapped Then I broke free I escaped from my captors only to be Stung by a ferocious big black bumblebee I went to the doctor Who treated the sting On my way I came 'cross A poor little thing Stuck in a key A doctor I may not be But I unlocked her That poor little thing And then- What? You want to know what thing? Well, it was a lion the size of a ring Honest, teacher This isn't a lie With an actual lie I would actually try