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Why I Go To the Gym

I go to the gym so I can fit in the pants I bought last year Though I must admit it's nice to sit and study the leotards there

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Shirley Hawkins

Date: 2/21/2023 4:24:00 PM

Fancy that If you sit, you get fat Then what state you'll be in You'll get a surprise If you exercise. You will soon be slim and trim

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/22/2023 6:58:00 PM

Agreed -- for most people... If I exercise, however, I'll soon be dead and gone. lol. Studying leotards is my specialty

Ilene Bauer

Date: 2/20/2023 1:51:00 PM

Ha! Very funny, Gershon!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/20/2023 7:52:00 PM

What's funnier? -- that I 'study leotards' or that I bother going to the gym at all to do it?! Thanks, Ilene.

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 2/20/2023 12:33:00 PM

Thanks for the write/laugh. Have a wonderful day at the gym..............

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/20/2023 7:54:00 PM

Thank You, Paula. Time for me to get to the gym. I'm behind (ha, ha) on my studies a bit...

John Lawless

Date: 2/20/2023 5:48:00 AM

Just don't try to get into them....

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/20/2023 7:57:00 PM

Now, John! What do you think I am, a pervert or something?! --- Don't answer!!! lol.

J. Summers

Date: 2/19/2023 9:44:00 PM

Good for you Gershon. My time at the gym hasn't been that helpful. The only machine I like to use is the vending machine. John

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/20/2023 7:58:00 PM

So, you think I can study leotards better at the gym, do you?! lol. Thanks, John.