Why I Go To the Gym

I go to the gym
    so I can fit in
  the pants I bought last year

  Though I must admit
    it's nice to sit
  and study the leotards there
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Hawkins Avatar
February 21, 2023 at 4:24 PM
Fancy that If you sit, you get fat Then what state you'll be in You'll get a surprise If you exercise. You will soon be slim and trim
Wolf Avatar
February 22, 2023 at 6:58 PM
Agreed -- for most people... If I exercise, however, I'll soon be dead and gone. lol. Studying leotards is my specialty
Bauer Avatar
February 20, 2023 at 1:51 PM
Ha! Very funny, Gershon!
Wolf Avatar
February 20, 2023 at 7:52 PM
What's funnier? -- that I 'study leotards' or that I bother going to the gym at all to do it?! Thanks, Ilene.
Goldsmith Avatar
February 20, 2023 at 12:33 PM
Thanks for the write/laugh. Have a wonderful day at the gym..............
Wolf Avatar
February 20, 2023 at 7:54 PM
Thank You, Paula. Time for me to get to the gym. I'm behind (ha, ha) on my studies a bit...
Lawless Avatar
February 20, 2023 at 5:48 AM
Just don't try to get into them....
Wolf Avatar
February 20, 2023 at 7:57 PM
Now, John! What do you think I am, a pervert or something?! --- Don't answer!!! lol.
Summers Avatar
February 19, 2023 at 9:44 PM
Good for you Gershon. My time at the gym hasn't been that helpful. The only machine I like to use is the vending machine. John
Wolf Avatar
February 20, 2023 at 7:58 PM
So, you think I can study leotards better at the gym, do you?! lol. Thanks, John.
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