Who's On First

i was next in line when the ump yelled batter up i walked hungry to the plate but saw that she was out on the pitcher's mound spitting in her hand i took my stance as she threw the first kiss it was a curve ball but i didn't swing but heard strike one and then came the next and then a kiss after this and then not swinging it was ball two and then three then four then i knew she let me walk but i didn't want to go to first base so went to her mound where she threw me a fast kiss i winked thinking the thought that bases loaded but then Casey hit the ball